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You say I need a job
I got my own business
You wanna know what I do?
None of your fucking business!
Fugazi- "Repeater"

Everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Alexander Woolcott

You can only be young once
but you can always be immature.
Dave Barry

It is convenient
that there should be gods,
so let us believe that there are!
Ovid

The colon has more effect than the comma,
less power to separate than the semicolon,
and more formality than the dash.
Strunk and White
The Elements of Style




*BOOKS CURRENTLY READING: *
The Collected Poems of W. B. Yeats
by W. B. Yeats [1996]
Engineering in the Ancient World:
Revised Edition

by J. G. Landels [2000]
The Meters of Greek and Latin Poetry
by James W. Halporn [1994]
European Literature
And the Latin Middle Ages

by Ernst Robert Curtius [1973]
The Jugurthine War and
The Conspiracy of Catiline

by Sallust [1963 translation]
Introduction to Manuscript Studies
by Raymond Clemens [2007]
Anthology of European Romantic Poetry
by Michael Ferber [2005]

*BOOKS COMPLETED: *
summer 2005
The Aeneid
by Vergil [trans. 1981]
Romaji Diary and Sad Toys
by Takuboku Ishikawa [1909 & 1912]
Greece in the Making: 1200-429 BC
by Robin Osborne [1996]
Spectacles of Death in Ancient Rome
by Donald G. Kyle [1998]
Roman Aqueducts and Water Supply
by A. Trevor Hodge [1992]
fall 2005
What's The Matter With Kansas?
by Thomas Frank [2004]
Maus II
by Art Spiegelman [1986]
Sapphics Against Anger
by Timothy Steele [1986]
The Diamond Age
or A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer

by Neal Stephenson [1995]
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
by Edward Gibbon
[abrdg. 1987]
spring 2006
Law, Sexuality, and Society:
The Enforcement of Morals in Classical Athens

by David Cohen [1991]
Kosmos: Essays in Order,
Conflict and Community in Classical Athens

edited by Paul Cartledge, Paul Millett
and Sitta von Reden [1998]
summer 2006
As The Romans Did: A Sourcebook
In Roman Social History (Second Edition)
by
Jo-Ann Shelton [1998]
Franz Kafka: The Complete Stories
by Franz Kafka [trans. 1971]
Understanding Greek Vases:
A Guide to Terms, Styles, and Techniques

by Andrew J. Clark, Maya Elston,
and Mary Louise Hart [2002]
The Annals of Imperial Rome
by Tacitus [trans. 1956]
Four Plays By Aristophanes
by Aristophanes [trans. 1961/1962/1964]
Early Greek Vase Painting
by John Boardman [1998]
The Iliad
by Homer [trans. 1974]
The Reign of the Phallus:
Sexual Politics in Ancient Athens

by Eva C. Keuls [1985]
Crabwalk
by Günter Grass [2002]
The Picture of Dorian Gray
by Oscar Wilde [1891]
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
by James Joyce [1916]
The Poetry of Friedrich Nietzsche
by Philip Grundlehner [1986]
Ancient Greek Laws: A Sourcebook
by Ilias Arnaoutoglou [1998]
Pu der Bär
by A. A. Milne [deutsch edition: 1973]
Interpreting Greek Tragedy:
Myth, Poetry, Text

by Charles Segal [1986]
Greek Tragedy
by Erich Segal [1983]
Revenge in Attic and Later Greek Tragedy
by Anne Pippin Burnett [1998]
The Birth of Tragedy
by Friedrich Nietzsche [1871]
fall 2006
Art and Experience in Classical Greece
by J. J. Pollitt [1972]
The Oresteia
by Aeschylus [date forgotten]
Greek Sculpture: The Late Classical Period
by John Boardman [1995]
The Sculptures of the Parthenon:
Aesthetics and Interpretation

by Margaretha Rossholm Lagerlöf [2000]
The Decline and Fall of Virgil
in Eighteenth-Century Germany
THE REPRESSED MUSE

by Geoffrey Atherton [2006]
The Odyssey
translated from Homer by George Chapman [1614]
The German Tradition of Psychology
in Literature and Thought, 1700-1840

by Matthew Bell [2005]
Sixty Poems of Martial, in translation
by Dudley Fitts [1967]
Fourth-Century Styles in Greek Sculpture
by Brunilde Sismondo Ridgway [1997]
Mass and Elite in Democratic Athens:
Rhetoric, Ideology, and the
Power of the People

by Josiah Ober [1989]
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
by Jonathan Safran Foer [2005]
spring 2007
The Craft of Poetic Speech in Ancient Greece
by Claude Calame [1995 English translation]
Allusions and Intertext:
Dynamics of Appropriation in Roman Poetry

by Stephen Hinds [1996]
summer 2007
The History of the Peloponnesian War
by Thucydides [431 BCE]
The Stranger
by Albert Camus [1942]
The Bell Jar
by Sylvia Plath [1963]
Dubliners
by James Joyce [1914]
Illuminations
by Walter Benjamin [1969]
Oedipus at Colonus:
Sophocles, Athens, and the World

by Andreas Markantanotos [2007]
Human, All Too Human
by Friedrich Nietsche [1878]
Ovid- The Erotic Poems
translated by Peter Green [1982]
Candide
by Voltaire [1759]
The Sorrows of Young Werther
by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe [1774]
fall 2007
Choke
by Chuck Palahniuk [2001]
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
by Friedrich Nietzsche [1883]
The Cambridge Companion to Greek Tragedy
edited by P. E. Easterling [1997]
A Poetry Handbook
by Mary Oliver [1994]
The Latin Sexual Vocabulary
by J. N. Adams [1982]
spring 2008
Word Order in Greek Tragic Dialogue
by Helma Dik [2007]
Wintering
by Kate Moses [2003]
A History of Greek Literature:
From Homer to the Hellenistic Period

by Albrecht Dihle [1991]
Njal's Saga
by author unknown
Brave New World
by Aldous Huxley [1932]
Gorgias
by Plato
The Saga of the Volsungs
by author unknown
The Poetic Edda
by author unknown [various dates]
Reflections:
Essays, Aphorisms, and
Autobiographical Writings

by Walter Benjamin [1978]
Doctor Faustus
by Christopher Marlowe [1592]
The Nibelungenlied
by an unknown poet [1200]
Reading Greek Tragedy
by Simon Goldhill [1986]
Phaedrus
by Plato
The Power of Images
in the Age of Augustus

by Paul Zanker [1988]
Caesar's Civil War
by William W. Batstone
and Cynthia Damon
[2006]
Caesar: The Civil War
translation by John Carter [1998]
summer 2008
Before You Leap:
A Frog's-Eye View of Life's
Greatest Lessons

by Kermit the Frog [2006]
Edda
by Snorri Sturluson [1220]
Selected Poems
by T. S. Eliot [1930]
The Elements of Style Illustrated
by Strunk and White [1929]
100 Years of Solitude
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez [1967]
Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker
by Dorothy Parker [1996]
Collected Poems
by Emily Dickinson []
Byron's Poetry
by George Gordon, Lord Byron []
Small Gods
by Terry Pratchett [1994]
Memories of My Melancholy Whores
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez [2004]
On The Road
by Jack Kerouac [1951]
fall 2008
Greek Love Reconsidered
by Thomas K. Hubbard [2000]
On Translating Homer
by Matthew Arnold [1862]
The Invention of Love
by Tom Stoppard [1998]
Erotic Tales of Medieval Germany
by Albrecht Classen [2007]
Long, Long Ago
by Alexander Woollcott [1943]
In the Vineyard of the Text:
A Commentary to Hugh's Didascalicon

by Ivan Illich [1996]
The Communist Manifesto
by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels [1847]
Selected Poems
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning [1988]
Textual Criticism
by Paul Maas [1958]
Medieval Studies: An Introduction
(Second Edition)

edited by James M. Powell [1992]
Juvenal: The Sixteen Satires
translated by Peter Green [1974]
Latin Paleography: Antiquity
and the Middle Ages

by Bernhard Bischoff [1979]
Less Than Zero
by Bret Easton Ellis [1985]
The Complete Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm
translated by Jack Zipes [2003]
Old Christmas
by Washington Irving [1819]
spring 2009
Heinrich von Kleist: Plays
edited by Walter Hinderer [1982]
East of the Sun
and West of the Moon

illustrated by Kay Nielsen [1914]
The History of Make-Believe:
Tacitus on Imperial Rome

by Holly Haynes [2003]
The Pooh Perplex
by Frederick Crews [2003]
Over to You: Ten stories
of fliers and flying

by Roald Dahl [1946]
Pride and Prejudice
by Jane Austen [1813]
The History of Sexuality, Volume I:
An Introduction

by Michel Foucault [1976]
The History of Sexuality, Volume II:
The Use of Pleasure

by Michel Foucault [1985] The History of Sexuality, Volume III:
The Care of the Self

by Michel Foucault [1980]
1976 The Sandman: Endless Nights
by Neil Gaiman [2003]
The Poems of Wilfred Owen
collected by Jon Stallworthy [1986]
Wykked Wyves and the Woes of Marriage:
Misogamous Literature From Juvenal to Chaucer

by Elizabeth M. Makowski and Katharina M. Wilson [1990]
Good Omens: The Nice
and Accurate Prophecies
of Agnes Nutter, Witch

by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman [1990]
Breakfast at Tiffany's
by Truman Capote [1950]
Greek Word Order
by K. J. Dover [1960]
Caesar's Calendar: Ancient Time
and the Beginnings of History

by Denis Feeney [2007]
Latin Language and Latin Culture
from ancient to modern times

by Joseph Farrell [2001]
Old Christmas
by Washington Irving [1824]
The Annals
by Tacitus, A. J. Woodman trans. [2004]
40 Short Stories:
A Portable Anthology, Second Edition

by Beverly Lawn [2004]







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On The Show That Wasn't Funny
Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Tuesday before Thanksgiving I met with dem Grair Bär about what to read for next semester. He agreed that I ought to begin with Winckelmann (his earlier essays, then his history of ancient art), then he elaborated on some of the authors and works I had compiled in a tentative list of potential subjects. Out of everything I had suggested for myself, Dr. Grair seemed inclined toward some study of Goethe, especially his Römische Elegien.

This idea suits me fine, since it would additionally provide me with the excuse to read Latin elegists (Catullus, Propertius, Tibullus). First, though, I need to visit the library and make certain I can find most of what I need there (but Latin and English versions of the elegies should be no difficulty). Then, of course, commentary for the Römische Elegien ought to be vast, with my only expenditure being committed toward an actual copy of said work.

This project, if completed thoroughly, necessitates much reading and analysis, which means I might drop another class or two I have signed up for this spring (specifically, either the introductory political science course or business communication). If given grants again over the summer, I really could take either or both at that time instead, which might be the better mode of action.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 9:19 AM]



Breaking My Brains
Monday, November 13, 2006

A. R. and I somehow (between laughing at our notes) combined powers to prepare for Dr. Reed's exam. Together we had both written every word she uttered over the past month, some of these words being highly amusing. Fortunately, the exam focused on only the topics she had mentioned it would, which was all I bothered to study. Ausgezeichnet.

Over the weekend Steve graded my Greek exam. He said I missed things he was surprised I should have missed (I had not studied until the morning of), but I still made a "B+". Ausgezeichnet. The next passages (Plato's speech, I think) contain dialogue, which is usually easier to translate, since speech patterns between languages (the ones I have studied, anyhow) echo each other much of the time.

Saturday night I fired my very first employee. He has had it coming almost from his first day. More elaboration later, perhaps.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 8:38 AM]



And Holm-Oaks Having Been Smited/Smote/Smitten With Axes
Thursday, November 09, 2006

Last night I studied Latin with a fair degree of intensity until about nine in the evening, when Adrian and I abandoned the coffee shop for our separate abodes. Beforehand Adrian had taken me to a Greek restaurant, where I squeezed a Mediterranean (egg, meat, and cheese) pizza into myself. At the coffee shop Shane (one of the Classics graduate students) bequeathed unto me his breakfast bagel; thereupon this morning I swam after working out, in order to burn off a couple of the thousands of carbohydrates I consumed.

I studied a little over two hundred lines of The Aeneid, to be tested over about twenty-five this afternoon. I focused on the middle parts, but the passages Mr. Soon-To-Be-Doctor Lynn included on the exam came from the beginning and the end. Fortunately, I knew the earlier passage thoroughly enough, missing only a vague noun or adjective here and there. The unseen passage was less difficult than the ones for the other exams, except the last three lines. At the very least, I should have made a high "B", which would be appropriate for the amount of studying I devoted.

Tomorrow, early in the morning, I have exams in Greek and in the sculpture class. About Greek I am only slightly concerned, but Dr. Reed's class is an entirely different matter, for this unit has been a hodge-podge of different things. The material she spends ten minutes discussing during class will occupy thirty percent of the space for the entire test, while something she focused on for an entire period might be the subject of one cursory question. Twitch.

After the nightmare is over, I hope to finally finish over the weekend the book about Virgil's reception in Germany during the eighteenth century. Then I need to send Der Grair Bär an e-mail about next semester's schedule. Viel zu tun. It now being five, I should spend the next two hours studying Greek, before A. R. gets off work. Then A. R. and I will try to make sense of our ancient sculpture notes. It will take all night.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 2:45 PM]



Arma Virumque Cano
Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Considering that my grandfather has Lou Gehrig's Disease, and that I haven't seen The Grandparents in several years, I have been trying to find a decent travel option over Thanksgiving. Nothing seems too appealing, though. Perhaps I ought to wait until winter break.

I read a couple of articles Der Grair Bear wrote, and now have some better ideas about literature I might read next semester. Over the Thanksgiving and winter breaks, I should first read select Latin and Greek authors (in English translation) for background. These would include Virgil's Georgics and Eclogues (I read The Aeneid the summer before last) and Theocritus' Idylls. I have almost finished The Odyssey and read The Iliad this summer most recent. Then I need to look up the authors most influential to Goethe, Schiller, the Schlegel brothers, et cetera.

Among actual German works I would consider are Luise by Voss, Oberon by Wieland, select essays by Winckelmann and Schiller, and probably several things by Goethe, particularly Hermann und Dorothea. Viel Spaß.

I missed at least three days of Greek since the last exam, for various reasons, and need therefore this evening to study with Jason, who as well frequently absents himself from class, though he considerately schedules his absenteeism around mine, so that we should be able to fill in all our blank translations with the combination of what each of us does have. The Greek exam occurs Friday, after the exam for Dr. Reed's class (for which I have yet to study) and a day after the Latin exam. Viel Spaß.

I had all last evening to study, but after about half an hour of Greek I discovered I could not concentrate fully. I therefore (at the coffee shop) abandoned that endeavour to read through most of the fourth chapter of the library book I am reading, which was published very recently and concerns the German abandonment of Virgil in favor of Homer in the eighteenth century. It gave me a few ideas and also provides a decent bibliography of references.

Jetzt muß ich Latein studieren.

Viel Spaß.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 11:36 AM]



I Got Married To The Widow Next Door
Thursday, November 02, 2006

I ought to attend German class today, considering the homework is easy and there will be a quiz, but I also ought to write the rough draft of the paper for Dr. Reed's class, which is due tomorrow and worth more than the German quiz, in the long run. I can at least e-mail the German homework, so that damage should be minimal.

The notion of dropping out of school entirely for a semester to work greatly appeals to my mind at the moment, but I would then have to probably begin paying off loans, which I could not afford to do.

I just want to sleep again.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 8:39 AM]





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