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*SELF-HELP FROM OTHERS: *

You say I need a job
I got my own business
You wanna know what I do?
None of your fucking business!
Fugazi- "Repeater"

Everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Alexander Woolcott

You can only be young once
but you can always be immature.
Dave Barry

It is convenient
that there should be gods,
so let us believe that there are!
Ovid

The colon has more effect than the comma,
less power to separate than the semicolon,
and more formality than the dash.
Strunk and White
The Elements of Style




*BOOKS CURRENTLY READING: *
The Collected Poems of W. B. Yeats
by W. B. Yeats [1996]
Engineering in the Ancient World:
Revised Edition

by J. G. Landels [2000]
The Meters of Greek and Latin Poetry
by James W. Halporn [1994]
European Literature
And the Latin Middle Ages

by Ernst Robert Curtius [1973]
The Jugurthine War and
The Conspiracy of Catiline

by Sallust [1963 translation]
Introduction to Manuscript Studies
by Raymond Clemens [2007]
Anthology of European Romantic Poetry
by Michael Ferber [2005]

*BOOKS COMPLETED: *
summer 2005
The Aeneid
by Vergil [trans. 1981]
Romaji Diary and Sad Toys
by Takuboku Ishikawa [1909 & 1912]
Greece in the Making: 1200-429 BC
by Robin Osborne [1996]
Spectacles of Death in Ancient Rome
by Donald G. Kyle [1998]
Roman Aqueducts and Water Supply
by A. Trevor Hodge [1992]
fall 2005
What's The Matter With Kansas?
by Thomas Frank [2004]
Maus II
by Art Spiegelman [1986]
Sapphics Against Anger
by Timothy Steele [1986]
The Diamond Age
or A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer

by Neal Stephenson [1995]
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
by Edward Gibbon
[abrdg. 1987]
spring 2006
Law, Sexuality, and Society:
The Enforcement of Morals in Classical Athens

by David Cohen [1991]
Kosmos: Essays in Order,
Conflict and Community in Classical Athens

edited by Paul Cartledge, Paul Millett
and Sitta von Reden [1998]
summer 2006
As The Romans Did: A Sourcebook
In Roman Social History (Second Edition)
by
Jo-Ann Shelton [1998]
Franz Kafka: The Complete Stories
by Franz Kafka [trans. 1971]
Understanding Greek Vases:
A Guide to Terms, Styles, and Techniques

by Andrew J. Clark, Maya Elston,
and Mary Louise Hart [2002]
The Annals of Imperial Rome
by Tacitus [trans. 1956]
Four Plays By Aristophanes
by Aristophanes [trans. 1961/1962/1964]
Early Greek Vase Painting
by John Boardman [1998]
The Iliad
by Homer [trans. 1974]
The Reign of the Phallus:
Sexual Politics in Ancient Athens

by Eva C. Keuls [1985]
Crabwalk
by Günter Grass [2002]
The Picture of Dorian Gray
by Oscar Wilde [1891]
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
by James Joyce [1916]
The Poetry of Friedrich Nietzsche
by Philip Grundlehner [1986]
Ancient Greek Laws: A Sourcebook
by Ilias Arnaoutoglou [1998]
Pu der Bär
by A. A. Milne [deutsch edition: 1973]
Interpreting Greek Tragedy:
Myth, Poetry, Text

by Charles Segal [1986]
Greek Tragedy
by Erich Segal [1983]
Revenge in Attic and Later Greek Tragedy
by Anne Pippin Burnett [1998]
The Birth of Tragedy
by Friedrich Nietzsche [1871]
fall 2006
Art and Experience in Classical Greece
by J. J. Pollitt [1972]
The Oresteia
by Aeschylus [date forgotten]
Greek Sculpture: The Late Classical Period
by John Boardman [1995]
The Sculptures of the Parthenon:
Aesthetics and Interpretation

by Margaretha Rossholm Lagerlöf [2000]
The Decline and Fall of Virgil
in Eighteenth-Century Germany
THE REPRESSED MUSE

by Geoffrey Atherton [2006]
The Odyssey
translated from Homer by George Chapman [1614]
The German Tradition of Psychology
in Literature and Thought, 1700-1840

by Matthew Bell [2005]
Sixty Poems of Martial, in translation
by Dudley Fitts [1967]
Fourth-Century Styles in Greek Sculpture
by Brunilde Sismondo Ridgway [1997]
Mass and Elite in Democratic Athens:
Rhetoric, Ideology, and the
Power of the People

by Josiah Ober [1989]
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
by Jonathan Safran Foer [2005]
spring 2007
The Craft of Poetic Speech in Ancient Greece
by Claude Calame [1995 English translation]
Allusions and Intertext:
Dynamics of Appropriation in Roman Poetry

by Stephen Hinds [1996]
summer 2007
The History of the Peloponnesian War
by Thucydides [431 BCE]
The Stranger
by Albert Camus [1942]
The Bell Jar
by Sylvia Plath [1963]
Dubliners
by James Joyce [1914]
Illuminations
by Walter Benjamin [1969]
Oedipus at Colonus:
Sophocles, Athens, and the World

by Andreas Markantanotos [2007]
Human, All Too Human
by Friedrich Nietsche [1878]
Ovid- The Erotic Poems
translated by Peter Green [1982]
Candide
by Voltaire [1759]
The Sorrows of Young Werther
by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe [1774]
fall 2007
Choke
by Chuck Palahniuk [2001]
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
by Friedrich Nietzsche [1883]
The Cambridge Companion to Greek Tragedy
edited by P. E. Easterling [1997]
A Poetry Handbook
by Mary Oliver [1994]
The Latin Sexual Vocabulary
by J. N. Adams [1982]
spring 2008
Word Order in Greek Tragic Dialogue
by Helma Dik [2007]
Wintering
by Kate Moses [2003]
A History of Greek Literature:
From Homer to the Hellenistic Period

by Albrecht Dihle [1991]
Njal's Saga
by author unknown
Brave New World
by Aldous Huxley [1932]
Gorgias
by Plato
The Saga of the Volsungs
by author unknown
The Poetic Edda
by author unknown [various dates]
Reflections:
Essays, Aphorisms, and
Autobiographical Writings

by Walter Benjamin [1978]
Doctor Faustus
by Christopher Marlowe [1592]
The Nibelungenlied
by an unknown poet [1200]
Reading Greek Tragedy
by Simon Goldhill [1986]
Phaedrus
by Plato
The Power of Images
in the Age of Augustus

by Paul Zanker [1988]
Caesar's Civil War
by William W. Batstone
and Cynthia Damon
[2006]
Caesar: The Civil War
translation by John Carter [1998]
summer 2008
Before You Leap:
A Frog's-Eye View of Life's
Greatest Lessons

by Kermit the Frog [2006]
Edda
by Snorri Sturluson [1220]
Selected Poems
by T. S. Eliot [1930]
The Elements of Style Illustrated
by Strunk and White [1929]
100 Years of Solitude
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez [1967]
Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker
by Dorothy Parker [1996]
Collected Poems
by Emily Dickinson []
Byron's Poetry
by George Gordon, Lord Byron []
Small Gods
by Terry Pratchett [1994]
Memories of My Melancholy Whores
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez [2004]
On The Road
by Jack Kerouac [1951]
fall 2008
Greek Love Reconsidered
by Thomas K. Hubbard [2000]
On Translating Homer
by Matthew Arnold [1862]
The Invention of Love
by Tom Stoppard [1998]
Erotic Tales of Medieval Germany
by Albrecht Classen [2007]
Long, Long Ago
by Alexander Woollcott [1943]
In the Vineyard of the Text:
A Commentary to Hugh's Didascalicon

by Ivan Illich [1996]
The Communist Manifesto
by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels [1847]
Selected Poems
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning [1988]
Textual Criticism
by Paul Maas [1958]
Medieval Studies: An Introduction
(Second Edition)

edited by James M. Powell [1992]
Juvenal: The Sixteen Satires
translated by Peter Green [1974]
Latin Paleography: Antiquity
and the Middle Ages

by Bernhard Bischoff [1979]
Less Than Zero
by Bret Easton Ellis [1985]
The Complete Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm
translated by Jack Zipes [2003]
Old Christmas
by Washington Irving [1819]
spring 2009
Heinrich von Kleist: Plays
edited by Walter Hinderer [1982]
East of the Sun
and West of the Moon

illustrated by Kay Nielsen [1914]
The History of Make-Believe:
Tacitus on Imperial Rome

by Holly Haynes [2003]
The Pooh Perplex
by Frederick Crews [2003]
Over to You: Ten stories
of fliers and flying

by Roald Dahl [1946]
Pride and Prejudice
by Jane Austen [1813]
The History of Sexuality, Volume I:
An Introduction

by Michel Foucault [1976]
The History of Sexuality, Volume II:
The Use of Pleasure

by Michel Foucault [1985] The History of Sexuality, Volume III:
The Care of the Self

by Michel Foucault [1980]
1976 The Sandman: Endless Nights
by Neil Gaiman [2003]
The Poems of Wilfred Owen
collected by Jon Stallworthy [1986]
Wykked Wyves and the Woes of Marriage:
Misogamous Literature From Juvenal to Chaucer

by Elizabeth M. Makowski and Katharina M. Wilson [1990]
Good Omens: The Nice
and Accurate Prophecies
of Agnes Nutter, Witch

by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman [1990]
Breakfast at Tiffany's
by Truman Capote [1950]
Greek Word Order
by K. J. Dover [1960]
Caesar's Calendar: Ancient Time
and the Beginnings of History

by Denis Feeney [2007]
Latin Language and Latin Culture
from ancient to modern times

by Joseph Farrell [2001]
Old Christmas
by Washington Irving [1824]
The Annals
by Tacitus, A. J. Woodman trans. [2004]
40 Short Stories:
A Portable Anthology, Second Edition

by Beverly Lawn [2004]







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Warum Bin Ich Immer Gefickt?
Monday, September 24, 2007

I have not studied particularly hard for the GRE I am to take tomorrow. I should prove more than competent on the verbal sections, but I might display an amazing lack of skill with regard to the math section, for I cannot count without my fingers. Granted, my fingers will be with me, presumably, when I take the exam, but I've only got eight (excluding three thumbs).

In prior instances of the above type (whereinwhich I have had a maddening lack of preparation), I have found it best just to crawl under the bedcovers earlier than usual. Cramming will only make me more anxious; I would rather be able to reason my way through things.

My apathy toward life this week makes me a little apprehensive. I am taking the GRE, writing two papers (one in German, which I do not speak, and another in English, which I do not speak particularly well, being a Texan; I must furthermore overcome the complication of the paper's subject: Latin-language elegy), taking a Latin exam, and beginning a new, sure-to-be-unexciting job. My lack of concern or motivation is a little frightening.

I've concluded that I very much need to leave Lubbock.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 6:41 PM]



Funny Name, Serious Sandwich
Tuesday, September 18, 2007

After I take the GRE on the twenty-fifth of this month, I shall begin the course of my employment with the Scholtzky's across the street from campus. The manager decided to hire me because I shook his hand and stated my name when I introduced myself to him. Apparently, applicants tend to prove deficient in such basic communicative detail.

Immediately after completing the GRE, I must begin applying to graduate schools. As of yet, I have not developed a particularly systematic approach. I think that at most places, I would just apply for the MA program. At first, I thought I might need to pursue a year of post-baccalaureate study, but most people to whom I have mentioned this idea assure me I have no reason not to apply directly to MA and PhD programs.

I shouldn't waste my time with Harvard (not that I might want to), but I need to overcome the notion that I am not a competitive applicant. By the time I graduate in May, I will have had four years of Latin, three of Greek, and four of German, all of which looks fabulous on paper. To substantiate my levels of language preparation, I have writing samples I could develop further from all three languages, plus two more from the cultural/archaeological courses I took with Dr. Reed.

I do not foresee problems with professorial recommendations: everyone I've ever had has expressed some positive opinion of my work, and every one of them, by varying degrees, is reputable in his or her field. All of them, whether they might have any personal reservations, have never been anything but helpful and encouraging.

But now I must cut short the aligning of my thoughts, for I am to arise early tomorrow morning to await the arrival of the gentleman who will show me how to access the Internet from The Lauree Lair.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 10:04 PM]



A Partridge In A Pear Tree
Friday, September 14, 2007

The E. T. A. Hoffman novella we are reading in German class mentioned a partridge dish. Someone asked what a partridge was, to which I responded, "Ein Partridge ist ja ein kleiner Junge, der rote Haare hat..." Der Grair Bär expressed surprise that I would know "The Partridge Family", but cable television makes anything possible. I haven't seen the show in years, and I only watched it during the summers as a kid, when I went to visit my grandparents. They had cable. We did not. I then binged on the cable network shows.

I am reading The Bacchae (auf Griechisch) independently with Avril. It counts as a three-hour class, but we only meet for an hour once a week; consequently, we progress through a smaller volume of lines than I am used to. While I would like to be tested on less material, I would nevertheless like to complete the entire play by the end of the semester. Oh, the agony...

My level in Greek lies below my Latin and German, especially in my recognition of case uses and participles. I made flashcards many moons ago, but they seem to have wandered off. I do expect to improve tremendously this semester, in spite of my many shortcomings in translating. Dr. Lavigne explains everything (sometimes a little too) thoroughly, and he forces me to work problems out for myself. That is what I need.

He can be snide, though. The session before last, I didn't recognize a certain verb and couldn't derive it from context or piecing together its components.

"You can't wear black anymore," says Lavigne.
"Why?" says Lauree.
"κτανειν means 'to kill'."

Yesterday he laughed because I translated another verb as "engendered" rather than something more like "gave birth to". I only did that to differentiate it from the other verbs related to giving birth I had seen previously. Using yet another English word signals that the Greek uses a different word. My translation was not incorrect, precisely, just odd.

Why is everybody always picking on me?


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 6:41 PM]



First Week Of School Report
Sunday, September 02, 2007

I do not need a job, so much as I need money. Acquiring money without a job would be much better than wasting my time providing "quality customer service" somewhere in order to earn enough to eat and pay bills.

A skill for which I am lacking: The ability to steal and ransom diamonds or the daughters of Presidents. Either would provide wealth and some sort of adventure.

Now I must venture into a textbook about communication practices in the wacky world of business.


    [Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 3:10 PM]





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