Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Preparing for Latin and Greek class consumes an inordinate amount of time. I've been reading a few German articles over the weekend, which move a little quicker so long as I cheerfully ignore certain adverbs, particles, and prepostions (though I am fascinated by exclamations and interjections).
Closing every night this weekend hurt more than I had supposed it might. I did not finish preparing for Greek, so this morning I did not go (and I would only have fallen asleep). I prepared for most of Latin already, and have until two o'clock p.m. tomorrow to finish. Then more Greek. Then more German.
I know not why I inflict this pain upon myself. Other people have pointed out that learning three languages at once might not be the grandest of ideas, but then, I am too stubborn ever to have listened much to anyone my entire life, with certain notable exceptions. When I took piano lessons, my teacher told me never to make excuses, so I usually don't. My mother told me I wasn't allowed to have fun, and I make it a point not ever to do so, especially when other people are.
Avril tells me I should sleep more and that I should be nice. I have no time for the first and am wholly incapable of the second. If I sleep, the clowns will eat me.
I do not want to be eaten.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 7:27 PM]
An Ant On The Tablecloth Ran Into A Dormant Moth
Friday, January 26, 2007
Yesterday we translated less than a page during Greek class. Dr. Lavigne seemed more than a little miffed, but then, he expands discussion of the text or this or that grammatical point instead of simply letting us butcher the lines. I had prepared everything for yesterday's class, wie ein gutes Ei, but I had not skimmed it right before class, so I stumbled through a few phrases, too. Half the time I do not take Dr. Lavigne's meaning for a word (to diffentiate between having taken an entirely incorrect word, which does, as well, occur on occasion).
I do not like Dr. Lavigne quite so much as I used to.
Der Grair Bär seemed pleased with the scope of my bibliography and the fact that he had only to make slight omissions here and there in proofreading it. He suggested I narrow down only a few articles to read in their entirety (or I would be researching enough for a thesis), to include a few auf Deutsch.
He cautioned undergraduate German students normally never have to attempt this sort of academic writing, but he immediately approved of one article I happened to have before me (most are still online, in computer land), so this afternoon I shall endeavour to read through it after I finish some Latin.
We then pored over a couple of articles I had read through and made margin comments on. This was provocative, and he provided me with a background that is progressing as I encounter different points. Toward the end of the discussion he took up one of the articles and flipped through a few pages, reading my comments aloud. The second or third side note I had made read
Germany does not need to imitate Greece, because the Germans are fucking great.I felt it an apt summary of the paragraph, and fortunately Der Grair Bär just found it mildly amusing.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 8:29 AM]
Mein Großvater Ist Gestorben
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Tomorrow I am to meet with der Grair Bär [oder "dem" Grair Bär, if he is to be put into the dative] to discuss a running bibliography and any other progress I have made in my study of Goethe's Römische Elegien, which last, unfortunately, has been retarded due to my lack of reading time (between translating Latin and Greek texts, going to work, and running errands) and sporadic computer access. Fortunately, the volume of articles and books I received via interlibrary loan is extensive; I simply need to weed through everything.
With the elegies themselves, I have as yet to decide definitively any topic of study. I read through them all, natürlich, but am at the moment torn in several directions. I would like to avoid the overtly sexual references, merely because that would be the most obvious choice. Discussing Goethe's derivations from the Roman elegiac would be interesting, but I need to narrow down a subject.
So much to do, and so little Lauree.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 4:53 PM]
That Giraffe Makes Me So Happy
Saturday, January 06, 2007
The glans penis, the expanded cap of the corpus spongiosum, remains more malleable during erection because its tunica albuginea is much thinner than elsewhere in the penis. -I thank Wikipedia.
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[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 8:15 PM]
An Evil Defense Lawyer
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[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 8:04 PM]
He Caught A Gazelle
I could not sleep after I returned from my visit with Louis and his girlfriend, Jessica. I am not anxious about anything in particular (at least, no more than usual), therefore I find this restlessness perplexing. I hope I did not wake April's parents as I tip-toed down the stairs, which are wooden and seem to creak at every bearing of weight. I whittled time away taking a quiz I found posted on Adrian's page:
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 2:03 AM]
I Wasn't Even Going For "Sociopathic"
Friday, January 05, 2007
Having reorganized my billfold, constructed a list of tasks and errands to complete on my return to the armpit of America, and further defined due dates for certain events and tasks in my day planner, I felt it important to establish what sort of movie I might be, according to the distinct nature of my personality. April and I laughed aloud at the result:
I haven't even watched Apocalypse Now in its entirety, though it is one of the three hundred-plus films now in my NetFlix queue.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 4:56 PM]
Appropriating Time Wisely
The tasks I must complete, books I must read, articles I must print, films I must watch (I am now a NetFlix subscriber) lie in wait upon my return to Lubbock, ready to overwhelm me with the complexities involved in juggling everything. To solve my problems, I took a quiz:
Now that I am aware of what sort of leader I am, I may better conduct myself through the new year. I will lose forty pounds, be able to translate Greek and Latin passages on first sight, and develop a working drainage system for the city of Lubbock, Texas before the end of the semester, for I am Che Guevara.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 1:41 PM]
Learn How To Keep It Off
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Neither April nor I know how to apply make up (specifically, eye make up), so yesterday we went to Macy's (the Clinique counter) to have a nice girl from the Ukraine do our faces over. The foundation she used covered my redness and acne blemishes, but she unfortunately had none in stock, so I'll have to journey to Dillard's upon my return to Lubbock next week.
We also pawed through sale-priced underwear at Victoria's Secret, each walking out with perfume-scented bags containing five pairs. Mine are rainbow-coloured. Upon arrival at the Koury residence, April's father took glamour shots of us with our made-up faces and new underwear on our heads.
Yesterday we also went to the Harris County public library and were thoroughly disappointed. I had wanted to copy Latin and Greek elegiac texts, but none were to be found, so I must wait until I return to school. Neither of us could concentrate, so we left after a very short time to wander around the dollar store, which we also found to be disappointing, as is so much of life.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 11:36 AM]
Ich Bin Ein Behindertes Kind
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
April and I the past several days have loafed about, but this afternoon we endeavoured to accomplish something, and therefore went to Starbucks to study, which felt highly unusual from our routines (in our respective college towns) of sitting in locally-owned coffee houses. Neither of us drink coffee, either, so April became easily bored with her hot chocolate and I downed a mocha frappuccino as though I had never tasted one before. April did some Arabic, and I read through Goethe's published elegies, plus one of the group he published later and apart from the originals (too scandalous).
Afterward, we walked around The Evil Mall, found nothing of interest, then drove back to the plaza next to Starbucks for lunch at a Vietnamese restaurant. Then we had ice cream, which nicely complemented the barbeque pork I consumed.
Jetzt muß ich Deutsch studieren.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 2:56 PM]