Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Computing and Information Technology
This is a "self-guided course", id est, I read the book, complete online "modules", and visit the computer lab once a week to take a test. In a little bit I have to make a journey down the street for either a pen drive or a thumb drive for saving my homework. I have previously used neither. I resent being introduced to new technologies. If I had my way, I'd still be using the Amiga 2000. But not having to attend class every morning at 11:00 is priceless.Sports And Public Spectacles In The Ancient World, 2:00-3:20 p.m.
The instructor is a burly old woman, similar to Mrs. Smith, the high school theatre teacher. The University installed new slide technology into the classroom, which boggled her old geezer mind, but she's more amusing than pathetic. As I suspected and have enthusiastically proclaimed to everyone, this class will, indeed, be all about naked men fighting each other. It's precisely what I've always wanted to study.In art appreciation today the instructor introduced us to the course through various slides depicting some of the art history background into which we shall be delving this semester. He flipped to a nineteenth-century lifelike portrait of a woman's vagina/lower body, which made me giggle. Several people looked, then averted their eyes as the instructor discussed why putting this slide after things like The Mona Lisa and Starry Night made absolute sense. Most people (with notable exceptions, such as the people in Montgomery County) can handle the statue of David, but women's body parts are still taboo to discuss or depict. The title of this painting was something along the lines of "The Origins Of The Earth" (more giggles); it is probably famous, but I am ignorant of its author.
I decided officially to join the Speech and Debate team. I want to participate primarily in public address events (such as persuasive and informative), but I am currently at a loss for a decent, relevant topic. But the coaches will help me find one; that is their reason for existing. The first tournament starts the weekend of September 17th. I might do impromptu and perhaps one other event; I'll observe most rounds to determine how the college circuit works. Ausgezeichnet.
The manager of the accessories store located in the mall phoned the other night to inform me I am now an employee of her business. This job will provide me with money and something to do when I am not studying or practicing speeches. And oh, how I do miss floor recovery and floor stocking.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 1:04 PM]