Sunday, November 14, 2004
Yesterday prior to work (the very last shift ever) I wandered through the misses section at Dillard's, collecting about twelve shirts and one skirt. After trying each on in the dressing room, I decided a) I am never eating again and b) Dillard's needs a layaway policy. Half the shirts I pawed cost eighty dollars apiece. Two shirts = the amount The Father alots me at Christmas. I considered e-mailing him about releasing those funds, but I might as well wait until I lose more of my mid-jigglies (translation: lovehandles).
I owe a thirteen dollar fee to have the College Board send Texas Tech my AP report. Dadgum all this inconvenience. When I first took the exams, I only had them sent to Mizzou and UT. Dadgummit.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 2:09 PM]