Thursday, November 18, 2004
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas.I want presents. I hadn't purchased nor received anything newish until last night's package from April. The box was too heavy to contain a severed head, so I became excited. It provided pantry-good food, which will sustain me through Thanksgiving. Ausgezeichnet.
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nothin' but bad.
Silver and gold, silver and gold-
Everyone wishes for silver and gold.
How do you measure its worth?
-Just by the pleasure it brings here on Earth.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 2:17 PM]