Sunday, November 21, 2004
Accomplishments Accomplished Yesterday:
1. A few days ago April sent a box of Lucky Charms. I emptied the entire box, picked out the marshmallows, and put them in a ceramic mug. In my trashcan sits the other ninety-five percent.
2. I neither showered nor combed my hair.
3. I read through two short stories.
4. I revised my schedule to reflect that most of the classes I wanted to take have closed.
5. I flipped between Stepmom, I Am Sam, To Kill A Mockingbird, and For A Few Dollars More.
6. At eleven I watched Home Alone. If only my family would disappear.
7. I listened to an entire collection of classic Disney tunes (five CDs) while pacing around the room.
8. I avoided studying for the art appreciation exam (coming Monday) and completing about five art appreciation projects accumulated over the past six weeks.
Accomplishments For Today That Will Not Be Realized:
1. I will study for the art appreciation exam.
2. I will complete the art appreciation projects accumulated over the past six weeks.
3. I will read three novels.
4. I will murder the obnoxious man behind me who clacks the computer keys entirely too loud.
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 11:41 AM]