Sunday, May 15, 2005
I finally finished sorting and decorating the new dorm room, which is eerily similar to the old dorm room, minus the roommate and the dust. It also lacks my roommate's minifridge, television with built-in VCR/DVD player, laptop, and printer. I will miss those, more than I will miss her.
During the long hours between now and summer school, I must develop a grand money-making scheme in order to afford the lifestyle my white skin all but demands I engage. Where is my Prada? In two minutes I compiled the following short list:
prostitutionSuggestions are appreciated.
gambling
drugs
marriage
divorce
re-marriage
murder
donating plasma twice weekly
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 11:48 AM]