Friday, October 31, 2008
I do not celebrate Halloween, but I bought a couple of bags of candy in the unlikely event some little monsters might darken my door. Being sent away empty-handed, these hoodlums might have returned loaded with flaming pies to hurl on my porch. The night has passed without incident, and with only two high-school girls (in UK sweaters: "We dressed as college students") stopping by the entire evening. This leaves a bowl full of Snickers and Hershey's minis to be consumed. Am morgen I'll dump it on the neighbor's lawn, for those little munchkins to devour.
I do not like children.
Labels: candy, children, Halloween, Hershey's minis, neighbors, porch, Snickers, students
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 8:19 PM]