Wednesday, September 24, 2008
In an early episode of "The Twilight Zone", Mr. Death pretends to be a wounded police officer, forcing an old woman living secluded in a condemned house to take pity and let him in her door, thereby sealing her doom. Mr. Death, a handsome young man, applies a technique of speaking softly and smiling reassuringly to convince the old woman "death is only the beginning".

Without hesitation, I would have accepted such an offer. However, Robert Redford played a mid-twenties Mr. Death. As he appears currently, I would immediately recognize Mr. Redford as Mr. Death in not-so-subtle disguise. Accordingly, I would punch him in his teeth and flee (his lawyers).

Labels: disguise, Mr. Death, old woman, police officer, punch, Robert Redford, The Twilight Zone
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 9:21 PM]
Got Your Higher Sneakers On
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Last night what began as an early-evening nap to revitalize myself for study became a fifteen-hour sleeping/tossing-over-in-bed fest. I took a break for about an hour to lie on the floor with my feet propped up on the recliner and the DVD player set on my tummy, to watch a few episodes of "The Twilight Zone" as I tried to drain the liquid out of my lower legs. As far as quarter-life crises go, other people probably have worse.
Birthday goodies received, 2008, #23:
from John: a hugOther birthday presents received included cards, dirty looks, and more food. Next year, I hope everyone sends toilet paper, for that is an expense I must make again presently; I have run clean out. For whatever reason, I resent paying for the privelege of wiping my ass. I used baby wipes at one point this year, but that luxury costs quite a bit more.
from Gilbert: an orange
from Michael: die Nachtricht, daß das Dasein eine Bedeutung hat
from James: an apple pie (which I forgot to take home)
from Curtis: a burger at work
from Tammy: a Fanta and chocolate fudge Poptarts
from Jenni: a book written by Kermit the Frog with lessons on life
from April: a screaming squirrel and an Oscar the Grouch journal
from George: a mood ring
Labels: apple pie, baby wipes, birthday, Fanta, feet, friends, hugging, Kermit the Frog, list, oranges, Oscar the Grouch, Poptarts, sleep, squirrels, The Twilight Zone
[Lauree Frances Keith concluded this diatribe at 11:17 AM]






